Total Medals Earned: 342 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,320 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 15/26 (245/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the M1187
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (490/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (65/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (155/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Complete the Mission Solo
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission with Two Players
